What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:52
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
Still no good
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No way
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.